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What do we do?
Human vision;
We all know that humans have eyes. But how often are they really happy when they use them? Too often humans are dissatisfied with the stimulus brought onto their brains by their eyes. We hope to remedy that.
Clearly Partitioned;
We humbly regret the state of modern mathematics, and hope to manifest that regret productively. Here at aras.haus, we understand that humans are not designed to perform division; all division will be handled internally, absent human interference.
Fear of the (+ , -) quadrant;
As a human, you will by now have developed a healthily aversion to anything that has its ‘y’ value decrease, as its ‘x’ value is increasing. This is something we take very seriously. We want to ensure that even when things approach that direction, there is still something to see, every time the planet rotates.
HUMAN PARSEABLE INSTRUCTIONS
Request
Submit a request to The Primary Unit.
Entering the gamma portal is not a commitment to be taken lightly. Consider your financial position before making any decisions which could impact your future.
Democracy
The request will be brought to the DAO for review.
The DAO will engage in the human tradition of democracy, at which point your eligibility will be determined.
Mathematics
Post-Democracy, your value will be analyzed.
It’s at this point where division must occur; we recommend our associates ignore this step completely— for safety and comfort.
Patience
With your value established, waiting begins.
Welcome to the other-side! The next time you return to earth; it will be with more than you left with.
Communicate with The Primary Unit
Please be aware that we are only equipped accept inquiry from human residents of Galaxy 0x42.